Many Acts From Around the Globe
Perform Alive in Person on Our Stage.
Here are just Some of The Many.

THE SHOW STARTERS

Roll Up! Roll Up!
The Syrian & Princess Popcorn, Purveyors of Sideshow Pleasure
Will Bang in the Pegs, Bung up the Bunting
Sell You some Fresh Hot Popped Corn
& Introduce You to The Latest Sideshow Attraction
We Never Sleep! Nor Should You.

TINY RIMA

Standing full height at One-Metre Short
Tiny Rima, The Bite-Sized Beauty
Will Perform the Ancient Dance of The Orient.
See! The Shimmy Shammy of the Middle East
See! Every Microscopic move Performed to Perfection!
Tiny in Proportion! Great in Attraction.
www.myspace.com/itsybitsyrima

THE SYRIAN SWORDBOX OF DEATH

A Man Will Handcuffed! Blindfolded! Locked! Inside a Box!
Many Swords will Pierce His Flesh.
The Last Final One Through His Brain and Out The Other End
It is Very Dark Inside This Box and not much room
He Will Have to Escape in Ten Seconds Flat OR He Will Come
To Very Serious Harm, Resulting in an Early and Painful Death.
Email: tony@tinytop.com.au

THE BODY

Three Humans performing Alive, and in Various Stages of Underwear, demonstrate Multiple and Humourous Aspects of Human Nature and The Anatomy.
Using the Application of Magic, Body Manipulation, Hula Hooping and Interpretive Dance
amongst many other Illustrated Moments.
"..And Even Though We Live Inside of it Every Hour, Every Minute, We May Never Fully Understand It!!!"
Act performed and devised by Chelsea McGuffin, Trent Baumann and Tony Rooke.

Half- MAN Half- WOMAN, Monstrosity OR Elegance?

Is it a He? OR a She?
Beast OR Beauty?
Brains OR Brawn?
He/She Will Perform a Series of Suprising Postures and Muscular Presentations.
And Then, to Add to Your Delight, an Alarming Dance and Display
of Physical Skill; The Rotation of a Quantity of Round Rings.
"Your Eyes See One Thing, Your Mind Thinks Another..."
www.thecandybutchers.com.au

BIRDMANN Unique Show Of Wonder

The Body of a Man! The Mind of A fully Grown Child!
He Will Perform Lively sketches Such as Roll Call, Bar of Soap And Ozigami
Plus other Absurdist Routine etc
A Highly Skilled Showman with Natural Talents in the area of Appliance & Body
Manipulation And The Interpretation of Dance
"Enough About Me, Who are all You People?"
www.myspace.com/trentbaumann

ELLA BRAWN, THE STRONGEST LADY ALIVE

A Lady…a Strong Lady
See Her Puff a Cigar, then sweetly Lick the Jam Jar
Born Blessed With the Fragile Beauty of Her Mother
And The Brutal Strength of Her Father
She Bends & Breaks Metal Objects & Lifts Double Her Weight
One Mammoth Lady. One Small Effort!
www.stronglady.com.au

THE SPACE COWBOY

This man born with the ability to deduce Your thoughts
A number Will Appear The Same as a random number spoken
One Sharp knife, Only 5 Chances to Live
The Most Dangerous Stunt Preformed Known To Mankind
Gasp in Horror! Laugh in Amazement!
Witness! All That Is Great in Circus Sideshow Achievement
www.thespacecowboy.com.au

SERPENTINA & THE JUNGLE HOOCH

One 10 foot Beast! One Jungle Lady.
Witness! The Most Rare & Exotic Hoochie Cooch
A Dangerous Ballet of Natural Wonder
See! Woman & Beast Slithering Together as Though One
And Please Note, Your Nearest Exit

THE GREAT GONDOS

Mrs Gondo a Gifted Beauty, Mr Gondo a Boy-Faced Git
Together, A Pair of Unlikely Trustworthys
They Guard the Lollypop of Princess Popcorn
And Search High & Low for A Thief
Sherlocks or Idiots, You Decide.
www.danieloldaker.com

PIERRE AND TIFFANY

She's so confident and Beautiful. He's a Lucky Chap.
Together They Display their Incredible and Alarming Magic.
A Rabbit Will Appear a Carrot Will Disappear.
An Electric Appliance will Sever a Limb Without Pain Or Anaesthetic!
www.myspace.com/dierotenpunkte

CAPTAIN FRODO The Incredible Rubberman

A Man Born, Not Normal, Like You and I
But to Normal Parents in Far Off Norway.
Born with an Ability and Medical Affliction to Contort and bend Every Part of his
Anatomy... Inside Out! Outside In! Back to Front!
He will Demonstrate the Difference between Circus and Sideshow By Use of a Spoon.
And Seated Precisely on a Common can of beans
He will Raise Both Legs Above His Head and Remove His Hat!
"Its Only Side Show, But I Like It!!"
Devised and performed by Frodo Sandven

RAZOR BABY & The Great Chain Escape

She Swallows not 1 not 2 but a Handful of Razor Blades
Without Fear of Injury or Death
Born With The Unique Ability to Manipulate & Regurgitate Metals
She Will also Escape From A Locked Bag
In a Short Amount of Time.
www.thecandybutchers.com.au

THE FAMOUS RUBBER BAND BOY

Brought Up as an Ambassador of A Remote New Zealand Town
From an Early Age, And Never Grown an Inch Since.
Through Necessity, This Tiny Specimen of Manhood
Soon Learnt To Stretch the Truth and Manipulate Rubber
To cause a stir OR to transform his natural face into a Monstrous Visage
Yet Many Ladies will still Ask Him are you single?
www.myspace.com/shayhoray

RUBY RUBBERLEGS

She Bends! Folds! Fits! Into a tight space
Folding Each Limb Carefully as Though She were a cotton sheet
She Places Herself In a Box No Bigger than a large envelope
All the While You Can View Her, Like a Goldfish in a Bowl
Her Muscles Rubber! Her Smile Rubber! Her Thoughts Rubber!
100% Rubber!
www.myspace.com/rubyrubberlegs

LADY GAIETY & THE COCONUT KING

Otherwise known as The Stupendous Spots
See! Black & White Magic as Never Before
A Bird Catches on Fire and then Appears, With No Injury to its Body!
See! The Coconut King Escape a Rope
See! Lady Gaiety’s spots Transform
He’s a Hoot. She’s AMAZING!

THE STRAW GUY

The Metamorphosis of A Multitude of Straws
Joined to make familiar and unusual scenes
A Small bird Will Turn to a Bigger bird! The Appearance of a Walrus!
The Bowing of a Mournful violin! And Catching a Fish! etc
All of these Pictures will be Executed Swiftly And Without Hesitation
All the whilst Speaking in a Tongue Unknown
"Human Flick Book? Or Master of Motion!"
www.danieloldaker.com

BASKET CASE

A Man Known as Bruno Will Perform The Human Kitchen
See! Bungles, Balances and Tall Stories
See! the art of Throwing Backwards
Witness! Accurate Landings
See! A Man Made Marvel of The Natural Kind.

THE INCREDIBLE RUBBERGIRLS

OR Otherwise Known As The Boneless Wonders.
Born Without Spines, These Girls Are Naturally formed to
Bend Over Backwards! For Your Amusement Pleasure!
They Will Bend! Turn! Contort!
And Arrange Their Limbs in a Pleasing And Shocking Fashion to Music.
All The Meanwhile, Smiling at You because It Doesn't Hurt them.
Performed by Billie, Bridie and Cassy from Spaghetti Circus

MISSUS JONES The Burlesque of Burlesque

As Dry and Sharp As a Glass of Red Wine Just Before it Turns.
She Will Swallow or Disappear a Pair of Household Scissors Between Her Lips
And Then With Her Clothed Behind Parts Facing You ,The Audience,
She Will Temporarily Remove a Piece of Antique Clothing,
Uncovering a Part of The Anatomy Not Normally Seen or Viewed In Public.
The Part in Question She Will Then Place a Top Hat Over.
www.stillmisbehaving.com

THE BELL BOY

At Your Service Ma'am
This Man was Born With a Rare Gift to Please.
He will Go Up a lift! and Deliver a bag to the first floor!
Skillfully Throw & Catch a Quantity of luggage
And From his Foot make a case fall Up onto his Head!
Ring his Bell! and Find out Why?
www.danieloldaker.com

THE TWINS

Some people call it a Disability, We call them a Gift of Nature.
Joined together since conception their Condition is your Entertainment.
They Sing, Dance, play Ukelele and Argue Together.
A Rare Phenomena and a Natural Beauty
"Side by Side, Two is Two, One is One, But Who is Who?"
Performed and devised by Carolyn Hanna and Penny Baron.

THE BIRD OF PARADISE

A Bird First appears then Transforms Into a Beautiful Lady
She performs an Avarian Hooch then Explains
The Unfortunate Circumstances of Her Birth
Or How She Became 1⁄2 Lady 1⁄2 Bird
See! Astonishing Egg! See! Classic Conjuring in a Cloak of Magic!

KIM KAOS

All The way from the sunset and coconut horizon of Hawaii
She Will Perform Still Balances! Moving Spectacle!
From Dainty string make pictures, from Giant String a lasso
The Opposite Oscillation of a Parasol & Ball,
In the Same Moment!

BRUCE OF FARAWAY Objects of Curiousity

The Talented and Dextrous Use of A Number of Objects.
A Man, Not Unlike a Magician, Will Bring to Life Objects
Found in Your Sink! Livingroom! Bedroom!
He will Make a Fully-Grown Onion Cry and perform a Number
Of Haunting Sketches such as "White Bread Bun With Sauce"
And "Three Glasses of Water".
Devised and performed by Jonothon Oxlade

MEL FYFE - WOMAN OF STEEL
ARSE OF STEEL, HEART OF GOLD

One Woman, One Beer
Three concrete blocks Smashed to Smithereens on Her Stomach
Then In the Same Manner
A 350 pound Truck Driver Will Stand Alive and Poised Upon Her
“You Can Smile at her, But don’t Shake her Hand SHE MAY CRUSH IT!
Act devised and performed by Mel Fyfe and Lynden Ball

ALL ABOARD

One of The Worlds Great Train Journeys.
A Grown Man plays his Train Set with You as The Passengers.
You, the Audience, will Participate in Ways and Means
to keep the Train moving And On Its Tracks.
"Please Mind The Platform Gap On The Way Out"
www.tomoskar.com

CONAN THE BUBBLE MAN

A Natural Sorceror. He will Make Bubbles Appear From His Hands.
Bubbles Inside other bubbles, or Square, or Smoking, or of Many Colours.
Even a Full Grown Human will appear inside a bubble right before Your Very Eyes.
Or Otherwise known as The Alchemy of Water and Soap.
Performed and devised by Conan.